The Tough Mudder

Although there has been much debate about the true definition of "The Tough Mudder", the official definition is insurmountable.

The Tough Mudder
/THē təf məd•dər/
Adj.

While penetrating a female anus with the penis, the penetrator enters a free hand into the vaginal canal. Once accomplished, proceeds to masterbate his penis through her vagina while occupying her anal cavity.

Street names/slangs include;
Brownie beater
Fecal fap
Fisty fap
Libertarian
Mr.Hankey hand job
Mud tug
#mudtug
Over under
Reach through
Smelly jerk

1. The other day Nicole and I pulled off the tough mudder, let me tell you, it is quite possibly the hardest event on the planet.

2. Bro, when Ashley is shmasted face she always wants that brownie beater...I ain't mad.

3. "I let Jimmy do the #mudtug once, now all he wants is a smelly jerk:(" said Becky to the marriage counselor.

by lasvegascashew October 16, 2014

Jumping up and down in muddy puddles

When a girl with diarrhea gets an enema, positions herself on her back with her legs and butt upwards, and her partner proceeds to have anal sex with her in downward thrusts.

Her stomach was upset, but that didn’t stop me from jumping up and down in muddy puddles.

by Valkyrion May 12, 2019

Muddy lizard

After anal sex the man pulls out his dick and has a line of excrement on top to seem like the top of a lizard, or muddy lizard

My girl gave me a hand job even after I pulled out and had a muddy lizard

by Notorious1 July 8, 2012

muddy plunger

When a male takes a dump on a females chest, and than proceeds to titti fuck the female. First invented and used by Kasey Mclennan.

Kasey totally muddy plungered that ho with a bunch of shit

by virgin69 June 3, 2009

muddy muffin

when a man wipes shit on his dick and fucks a girl

(girl) ohh cover that dick in shit that is a awsome muddy muffin.

by kinky fucker June 13, 2007

Muddy Clam

Performing oral sex on a girl while she is on her period.

My girl loves it when i give her a Muddy Clam!

by jstwnbby34 November 22, 2011

Muddy Buddies

You are either with one girl, or perferably two, just to make it a threeway. You are doing anal with the girl or the first girl. The girl or girl number one shits on your dick just to make it more fun. Then the girl or girl number two starts eating the shit off your dick.

Kate Upton took a shit on Kanye's dick then he had Megan Fox suck it off, becoming Muddy Buddies.

by Pu$$y69 July 17, 2012