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Moon Cricket

A young black male who comes out at night making threats, speaking lies, divulging private information and reciting events of the past, that the average person would say is out of line. He comes across big like a monster truck mud tire when he has his folks around him. When he is alone he hides in a corner somewhere scared and if you see him he no longer looks like a big monster truck tire he looks like a flat tire on a moped that is out of gas. He talks a big talk and you wait for him all day with your doors wide open or sit outside. He disturbs disrupts and distracts saying things like he scared he won't come out a 3am in the morning he is scared. The next day you get up early and go outside and wait

all day even leaving the doors to your home open. After waiting all day and night time comes around 10:30 pm you go inside and lock up your doors take a shower and relax with music or a t.v show. Five minutes after you finally go inside giving up he comes outside and says look he scared he went inside.
Cody you fucking Moon Cricket he waited for you all day and you come outside after he finally goes inside and locks his door because it is late. Moon Cricket he is not scared of you he waited for you all day but you wait until its almost midnight to come outside and fight him.
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agressive moon

The extension of a moon to include a view of the nuts. Clearly by this definition, it can only be the result of man ass visibility
Crikey, I thought a moonie was a victimless crime until I saw his cobblers. That's was certainly an agressive moon
by MrsKaren December 9, 2008
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Tristen moon

A man that would let the backyardigans toss his shit
Tristen moon fucks cartoons
by Poop pea 69 May 17, 2021
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Moon Landing

For many reasons it is the most memorable scientific achievement of Humanity that sparked an ever growing fire of passion for the grand beyond,the final frontier,the last expedition.Many believe it's fake but they can eat a toilet filled to the brim with shit and piss.
Nick:"The Moon Landing makes me hard."
Calvin:"Same."
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Moon Thighs

Sexy thighs that resemble the surface of the moon
When she walked in with my plate of food, I’ll i could notice was her sexy ass moon thighs. It’s Go-Time!!!
by Glenn with 2 N's November 12, 2019
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Moon Lamp

A lamp shaped like a moon
Aw man I will never get a moon lamp
by Ariel Aries March 29, 2021
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Getting it on moon

When the sky is clear and its time to get on the beer but your friends are trying to go do productive things
"Hey come for a beer" "Nah, gonna head to the library" "You cant be at that, Its a getting it on moon"
by Pflann February 19, 2021
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