cock mongol

one who likes the cock, and/or enjoys riding the penis. you only refer to gay people as cock mongol's, or large sluts.

that faggot nick amen is a cock mongol

by nud ronoc January 31, 2005

monger

someone who has been furiously beaten with the ugly stick.

" dude, that guy is a monger!"

or

" you monger!"

by blaahhhhhhhhhhhhh May 22, 2010

monged

leaner den da tower of pesa

da look on james c's face when he came out of some off licence in east barnet village, we smoked skunk till we were monged

by gat man April 3, 2003

monged

to be so drunk your falling asleep

i am compelely and utterly monged

by david flynn November 14, 2003

cock-monger

A merchant of cock either his own or others like a he-bitch-man-pimp(Duece Bigalow) or Gigolo. Usually done from a stall in the same way as fish-mongers(on ice). Customers can thoroughly inspect the merchandise before use.

My "friend" set up his cock-mongering stall at the beach.

by Shaylen September 21, 2006

Mongolian Paintbrush

When a bitch is on all fours, you spread her cheeks, completely flatten your tongue on her clit and lick up until you get to the top of the crack, and go back down to the clit.

Bum-ass Mfer - "Bro i was eatin this bitch pussy from the back givin her a MONGOLIAN PAINTBRUSH."

Me-ass Mfer - "Ew bro youre a bum. Eating pussy makes you a simp because you put your head below the bitch and real men never put themselves below women."

Bum-ass Mfer - "Damn bro you're right. Please fuck my woman the way it should be done and let me watch so I can learn."

by Vic_Sigma_Nootz_420 January 7, 2023

Mongolian

Shaving the genital area so as to have shorn testes( shaved ) and long braided hanging area. :)

I just got a Mongolian! My girlfriend loves this!

by LearnFromDman December 10, 2013