Miles Away 3-Way

Having sex with two different people on the same day.

Cindy often has Miles Away 3-ways with her boyfriend and her husband.

by XhibitB January 30, 2021

miles boe

A miles boe is a type of wiener dog that follows you. They can be annoying at times, but still all good fun.

Dang! that miles boe is following me again

by GayyyGirl69 February 11, 2018

20 mile MTB trail

A massive evacuation of the bowels, that provides a profound sense of relief.

Man, I just did a 20 mile MTB trail today and I feel great

by anais_ninja March 02, 2014

Quarter mile

One-fourth of a mile.

My friend ran a quarter mile in 3 minutes!

by StomachAcid6 March 10, 2022

condom mile

The desperate half-mile sprint a man makes to a local convenience store when he desperately wants sex, has a partner, but isn't willing to risk spawning a crotch goblin. Upon arriving back with condoms, the Condom Mile is complete

Sarah: "Y'know, I was really disappointed I couldn't sleep with Richie at that party last night..."
Jessica: "You should've just had him make the Condom Mile."

by Turtle-Cakes April 06, 2024

miles far

A very long distance. Coined by the Aussie Rock band Men at Work in their song “Down by the Sea”.

Climbing up the cliffs / You can see for miles far

by Ozzy.maaaaaaaaaate January 18, 2021

Mile High-Five

The act of receiving a handjob on an airplane beneath an airline blanket or some other garment.

Charles Barkley: "Hey Shaq, I just traded a Sri Lankan woman sitting in coach a bag of peanuts for a mile high-five."
Shaq: "Shazaam!"

by Dash Crushes Gash April 23, 2017