A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
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