Lewis Macdonald,
A Scottish phrase originating from the town of larkhall south of Glasgow, a name used as a term describe someone who is a homosexual trapped in the closet, supposedly coming from a old landlord in the 80s who was known to hit on young men in the area.
A Scottish phrase originating from the town of larkhall south of Glasgow, a name used as a term describe someone who is a homosexual trapped in the closet, supposedly coming from a old landlord in the 80s who was known to hit on young men in the area.
He said he’s not gay but I think he’s a Lewis Macdonald.
He’s married but I seen him holding hands either a young man he must be a Lewis Macdonald
He’s married but I seen him holding hands either a young man he must be a Lewis Macdonald
by Big cousin January 20, 2025

Bradley is one of the boys who pretend he’s not cheating and thinks he’s all that but he is actually a pussy and won’t do shit. And he uses girls for there body and cheats on them. He says he won’t cheat but he does he sucks in his belly in his photos and will send u what’s supposed to be ab pics. 😂 he will cheat on u with someone called Zara or Jasmine- from experience and don’t forget about BETH he will also call ur cousins fit whilst ur dating and he will always reply with k. He kisses other girls and hugs them and speaks to them but he won’t do anything to u he won’t even speak to you.
by Unknown_user1234 April 7, 2022

He is a wonderful person. They are usually so shy ,and socially awkward before you know them then they burst out like a beautiful butterfly.
Girl 1 : hes hot , who is he?
Girl 2: His name is lewis, hes a bit awkward sometimes but i love him.
Girl 1: oh , introduce me??????
Girl 2: His name is lewis, hes a bit awkward sometimes but i love him.
Girl 1: oh , introduce me??????
by erinissohot August 26, 2022

by Mmhmm oh yeah January 2, 2020

by Shhsbwkwbedbsmwl May 15, 2020

Lewis Boatswain, heh a name that makes no sense.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
The name "Lewis" means "renowned, famous battle", and boatswain means a number of things, most notably "a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew". So tell me this, Lewis Boatswains of the world, how can you be a:
Renowned, famous battle a ship's officer in charge of equipment and the crew.
Exactly you can't, because you're a walking contradiction.
by TantiPraenuntiaFabam May 7, 2022

The term to "John Lewis Teaspoon" someone is to go and purchase a brand new sparkly teaspoon from the local John Lewis store.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
The spoon can only be purchased from a John Lewis store and cannot be from any other store.
Once purchased the purchaser uses the teaspoon to remove one eye from the targeted person using only the spoon. After the eye has been removed and only the socket remains, the person with the tea spoon has intercourse with the eye socket of the person lacking the eye.
Person 1 "Glen is such a pain in the arse"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
Person 2 " Yeah, if he keeps it up I'm gonna John Lewis Teaspoon him"
Or
Person 1 "WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO! IM GONNA JOHN LEWIS TEASPOON THE CRAP OUT OF YOU"
Person 2 "EEEEEK"
by 969-696 February 19, 2024
