When's the last time you came?

Made popular by the flirting fail of a forum member, this has quickly become an on-forum meme for several online communities and continues to thrive to date.

''When's the last time you came?''
''Last time I spoke to Clay, brah''

by Jinxieminx May 3, 2010

the very last thing I'll forget

1. I could not care less.

2. I don't give a $#!7.

3. I really don't care.

TV Baby : Did you hear about (insert name of least favourite untalented Hollywood twitterati)?

Kid Kerouac : No, not just, yet. I'm sure it'll be the very last thing I'll forget. Wait though, I'm just gonna check on the bicycles; you can tell me when I get back. (Disappears forever)

by Guru Voodoo October 20, 2010

Enjoy your last eggroll, punk

Short for the nonsensical quote

"Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!"

which has no real meaning or value, since the Chinese interprutation was lost years ago.

Cats: Enjoy your last eggroll, punk, or suffer your last request!
Peter: All your base are belong to us?
Cats: Ney, Fortune founded key is being.

by the eggroll king March 24, 2008

Lasted Longer Than Kim's Marriage

Usually goes after something short, since Kim Kardashian's marriage was only 72 days

The sex lasted longer than kim's marriage at least.

by simskizzle November 4, 2011

i know obamas last name

listen kids i know obamas last name im gonn_ AHHH
FBI: NO
AHHHHHH
sbs

i know obamas last name
no you dont

yes i do
what is it then
CARE
...
no one should ever hear what you just said

huh?
DIE
AHHH

by YAY_fucktheinternet December 2, 2020

Last Online 7 Years ago

the feeling when you go on your old xbox 360 or ps3 and see your childhood friend and feel sad or nostalgic

(Xavier) Hey can we finish this tomorrow I got to go to bed.
(Eric) Bye see you tomorrow.
Last Online 7 Years ago

by LightSource October 4, 2020

My Last Two Brain Cells

A description of what remains of one’s mind after slogging through excessive work, living on low sleep or poor nutrition, or dealing other people’s bullshit.

Wow, I did nothing but grind on schoolwork from August to December. My last two brain cells are going to play some Minecraft.

My last two brain cells are running on Chicken McNuggets for breakfast and 3 hours of sleep, so I probably won’t be able to finish the report by the deadline.

My boss whines every day about how lazy I am, even though I work 80 hours a week. My last two brain cells are not cut out for this shit.

by Shepherd Guy October 28, 2022