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Jordan Man 

Often found working at law firms and seated next to somebody named Johan.
Tends to make jokes and tap dance at random intervals, just because his little heart does desire such things.
Recognized by the Board of Anti-Productivity as a fellow Slacker, and a well established intern among his peers.

Loved by many as the soft spoken guy, but those who know him better would understand he makes balloon idols of himself and worships them after hours when nobody is around.

Best friend is Johan.
Hey fuck yeah I am Jordan Man, eat my shit
Jordan Man by Mr.Bojangles. August 3, 2011
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jordan lynch

A male indevidual with an acceptionally large penis; that certainly knows how to please/satisfy a woman.
jordan lynch by Peace to the world February 28, 2014

Jourdyne 

Jourdyne

Is a cute girl who posts some of the craziest and at times epic statues. She speaks to you on facebook in German. She is a kool kat in my book.
Jourdyne is one fucking great status writer.
Jourdyne by Master Skarekrow August 18, 2014

jordanna hounslow 

Jordanna hounslow is the most smartest person I have come across. She is incredibly funny, and can make everyone cry with laughter without even trying. Everyone loves her and looks up to her because she is so incredibly amazing and did I mention she was funny??
Wow I wish I was as funny as Jordanna Hounslow
jordanna hounslow by Jay4495 September 7, 2016
basketball shoes for people that don't play basketball
ex:

person 1: dude you just stepped on my jordans!?! they where like 350 dollars!?! i put everything i had in those
person 2: kys
Jordans by Papa Kancer October 21, 2016

Jordanian 

A person orginiated or from the country, Jordan. Jordan is located in the Levant, Middle East.
Person A: Did you know that Ahmed from our class is a Jordanian?
Person B: No, it's interesting..
Jordanian by AhmadG December 4, 2016
The biggest bitch out there. She most likely will lie to you and cheat on you because she is a cum sucker
Jordan by HandleNutSac February 1, 2019