Horny friends

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

Casey friend

A person that does not exist. It can be either a hallucination, dream, or made-up. From the Casey Anthony trial.

Daniel didn't have many friends so he created a Casey friend to play with.

by vanreign November 13, 2011

square friend

French for squirrel.

Can you say squirrel?

French person: (confidently) Square friend!

by square friend March 31, 2021

Fuck a friend

Meaning you are not worried about having friends. You're more concerned about getting to the paper.

"Fuck a friend, be about your business"

- Young Scooter

"Ay man everyone been switching up lately"
"Fuck a friend, get this paper"

by 610clark November 6, 2017

yard friend

Someone you are good enough friends with to invite to a party on your lawn but not close enough with to want them inside your home.

Ron: "Is Jerry coming out with us tonight? I saw him earlier today and he wanted to chill"
Tom: "Jerry? Fuck no, that guys just a yard friend"

by SlopEJ August 21, 2013

Friends with BeNetflix

A friendship solely with the purpose of a person without Netflix gaining access to the other's account.

Person A: Ay man I see you and Jason together a lot lately.

Person B: Nah man we're just friends with beNetflix. Gotta get my Walking Dead fix somehow..

by MoriTaka November 25, 2015

Backup friend

A person you are friends with, but is treated poorly, and is talked to when your friends are absent. The person who sees you as a backup friend does not care about you, and you get screwed over.

Since Julie ignored Corrine's text about a sleepover, Corrine got the sign that she was the backup friend, because Julie asks her to do things very seldom.

by Kailey12345 April 10, 2017