She's been on more Jocks than Tube Socks

Referring to a particullarly promiscuous female. Jock meaning the male genatalia and tube socks is a reference to the common practice of masterbating with a sock on your penis to avoid a messy clean up

Guy 1:"Dude, Susan looks good, what I would do to hit that!
Guy 2: I'd stay clear here man, from what I've heard she's been on more jocks than tube socks.

by Samoth Renkei 903 September 25, 2009

Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

An inapropiet comment used by grade schoolers. It is a response to a "where" question mostly said by bullies to get attention so they laugh at the loser.

Where is my ball?
Up your but and around the corner, through the tube and into the boob.

by 3737 May 20, 2010

shootin' the poop tube

Flushing a flare down your toilet to unfreeze your pipes in sub-zero weather.

It's snowing again, time to start shootin' the poop tube.

by Sudo-Woodo January 2, 2018

Food tube

An edible item comprised of a combination of ingredients that takes the form of a cylinder; usually with a single, contiguous outer wrapping.

Some example food tubes include: burritos, spring rolls, California rolls and wraps.

by Coltronix July 23, 2012

tube lure

Somebody who gets exponentially less attractive as you get closer.

Danny immediately realized that he'd hit a tube lure.

by catfishsucktmy---- May 29, 2018

yumyum tube

A strange tube found in Waitrose which contains Flangine and Wange fluid supplies.

Dave; "i found a yumyum tube!"

Nick "Good - I can get even fatter!"

by mongfacedretard June 20, 2007

tube

In the law enforcement world, tube refers to a shotgun.

1. Grab the tube, man, and let's bag us some turkeys.
2. We were fully loaded for that stakeout; tubes, glocks, and other semis, and lots of leos to carry them.

by WitheredHip April 23, 2017