Touch Grass

1. Slang; To go outdoors and usually literally touch grass.

Go touch grass, you’ve been stuck on that computer for 3 months now!

by YayoAustralia May 21, 2023

Grass

Earth's majestical naturally occurring pubic hair that somehow appears from dirt

Man, why do cows eat grass? It's Earths pubes

by Lil_Latch ADHD Antics. November 20, 2024

grass

something you should touch.

a stream that has not touched grass in 10 years.

by im not a person. September 20, 2021

Snake in the Grass

Probably not tho, since the whole take your kid to work thing... forgot about that biz.

A labor relations issue that is ignored and hidden, but has significant and wide-reaching implications to the detriment of an employer’s operations. Such issues are prone to ambush operations, potentially with black mamba-like speed, aggression, and toxicity.

Employees accruing compensating time off (CTO) above the 240 cap is a snake in the grass for our budget, and we need to audit employee CTO hours to limit and address any potential financial liabilities.

by LJust88 June 21, 2019

trouser snake in the grass

A conniving man who feigns friendship with a woman for the sole person of intercourse.

"When John told his friend Nick that he was only dating Amy for sex, Nick called John a trouser snake in the grass."

by qbillustration July 18, 2013

Grass

Something some of y'all need to touch, like now. Seriously, what is going on with people?

Chad: *Is just being a Chad in general*
Person: Go outside and touch some grass.

by BruhMad333 August 11, 2021

Grass

Something you never felt, similer to a woman

You have never felt grass

by Imnotgoodat_names54 October 9, 2025