striking mud

Coming across more crap than gold when searching for something; An unusually bad streak of luck

Fred: How's the search for tunes on Beatport going?

Alfred: Not good mate, I've been striking mud too much. Too many shit tunes out there and a lot of misleading samples.

by Notanon December 1, 2013

mud slurper

A mudslurper is that freaky bitch who shits on your jizz, stirs it, then slurps it through a straw.

"Did you hear that Susan and James hooked up"

"No way! Did you hear that she's a mud slurper?"

by jjsjsjjsjjsjsjjsjjs May 25, 2015

Mud Floodin

When you have to poop really bad

Bro I'm mud floodin I gotta shit really bad

by Trill Tony September 2, 2016

Mud Smears

Whenever you see the marks of someone's feces on an object. This includes walls, floors, and ceilings, And you don't know how it got there.
This word is used in this matter, because no one would like to hear, "I Have Poop all over me!".

Sam: My Son had Mud Smears all over his shirt when I came back from work!

Don: Disgusting!

by Join Free November 26, 2016

Mud daubing

This is the act of rubbing your penis between a person's ass cheeks while bumping against their anus,never actually penitrating it and ejeculating onto their butthole.

My girlfriend enjoys walking around in public after we get done mud daubing because she enjoys the way my man juice feels between her butt cheeks.

by Tonto Rodriguez January 28, 2016

Mud Toaster

In short, it's another phrase for the act of spitting hot sludge from ones sphincter and further leaving a crust along the outer edge of ones rim.

More specifically, after eating unusually spicy cuisine, a very hot slush of fecal juice makes its way through the large intestine (toaster) and amalgamates with a solid preheated log to form a mushy substance (mud). This mud is then baked for as long as the sphincter can handle.

At the point in which one can no longer clinch, the mud spits and/or spews from the turd cutter leaving behind a crust along the rim. This is when you know that you've cooked the mud long and hot enough for a toasted crust to form.

This causes anal leakage, or what many people know as mud butt.

Whew, this curry is going right through me. It's definitely going to lead to a mud toaster.

Something's brewing within me, and it feels like it's going to be a mud toaster.

by Mudbuttmonster July 27, 2017

Mud butt

When someone doesn’t wipe good enough and they have brown stains in thier underwear.

“Ew bro you have mud butt!”

by Lvuitton July 28, 2017