Dickhead hat

Like a thinking cap, a dickhead hat is an imaginary hat that you wear when being a dickhead.

Person #1: Jimmy just punched that guy
Person #2: It looks like Jimmy has his dickhead hat on tonight

by walshyy92 August 26, 2013

Sorting Hat

When the man you're fucking screams out the Hogwarts House you belong in

Jason gave me the Sorting Hat last night, turns out I'm a Hufflepuff!

by WarpedSavant April 1, 2023

drop hats

When something is as astonishing as a gentleman would drop his hat off
Also "hats off"

LONG HAIR, SHORT BUTT, THIGHBROW? DROP HATS!

by the42minutes October 1, 2015

Hat treatment

When a hat is applied for a short period of time, to cure unruly or unliked poofy hair.

Jack's hair was turning into a major jew-fro and wouldn't lay down even when combed, so he gave it the hat treatment. Soon, his hair was smooth and rockin'.

by BadHairDay9001 April 1, 2011

Hop-A-Hat

A game played when trying to get in and out of a room in which hours of sex has occurred. Thus creating a number of discarded used condoms (hats). Hop scotching around the hats.

I got up in the middle of the night to use the rest room and had to hop over 10 used hats in order to do so. Hence hop-a-hat.

by Wall-I November 12, 2019

Pirates hat

When you have sex on the beach and get a sandy vagina

My dick wore her pirates hat yesterday on the beach

by Fudgeon2 June 14, 2018

Last Hat

to love or to have affection for something

I last hat those shoes and that scarf.

by Gospel of Socrates October 8, 2008