Turtle humping

When sexual satisfaction is reached without being directly involved in the action

When I saw them getting into it, I was turtle humping my ass off.

by Error219 August 27, 2019

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by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 21, 2025

Humping iron

Workout where a man is bench pressing a woman sitting on the bar while another is riding him as the two women make out for as long as his arms and dick can last.

Carter was humping iron with Linda and Chloe yesterday for 2 hours!

by Cpl HotPockets July 23, 2024

violent hump

Thrust so powerful it causes bleeding for the person on the receiving end

I'm so tore from your violent hump. I'm never going to be able to have sex again.

by carpoolboy July 31, 2016

Houdini hump

When you catch someone of the opposite sex trying to sneak off without saying goodbye on a night out, so you vigorously dry hump them as a form of pleasure punishment.

I can't believe you were gonna leave without saying goodbye. I'm gonna Houdini hump the shit out of you.

by sneakysausage February 6, 2015

22 Hump Street

That one block where all the prostitutes hang out for some reason.

"I saw Johnny heading toward 22 Hump Street"

"That horny bastard"

by anonymous September 6, 2021

hump alot

An ass plug you put in your ass.

When you want to get intimate with someone yup ask them I'd they ass plug you instead of doggy style. Hump alot

by Chris &anddd courtney March 6, 2009