one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 16, 2005

gigantic hands

Somebody with gigantic hands that are bigger than anything in sight.

oh my god! lewis man you have gigantic hands!!

by the.penguin October 11, 2006

Hand Dingo

A fierce, sometimes violent hand job given with no regard for surrounding persons.

Scotty got a hand dingo from some slut under the table at the bar last night.

by RobbyBigBalls January 22, 2009

4 HANDFULS

- when you come upon something so massive/great/epic/awesome/amazing/incredible THAT you need 4 HANDFULS to grasp its power.

- when a chicks ass is so massive that you need 4 HANDFULS to contain it.

- when something is more than you can get with just your lesser 2 Hands

- this is 4 HANDFULS of awesomness

- in the movie The Spirit, Eva Mendes, was a perfect example of
4 HANDFULS

- goddamn i wish i had 2 more hands

by Mr. Eddie January 19, 2009

Paedo Hands

When your hands are really wrinkely and dried out they are called paedo hands.

if your mate has really dried out hands you shout over to him and say 'Paedo hands' or just 'Paedo'. this will be taken as a joke and you can all have a laugh with the lads.
This should be used for a bit of banter only.

by bitofbanter99 April 10, 2010

jazz hands

Fake enthusiasm (sarcasm)

"Oh, great. Another meeting with my crummy boss in an hour." # jazz hands

by Billy Bathgate IV July 20, 2015

hand sandwich

The handshake for which the shaker, sandwiches the shakee's hand between his/her two hands, the shaker tilts his/her head, and says something comforting.

John's dad just got hit by a car, so I gave him a comforting hand sandwich.

by SluseFAK December 29, 2007