Military Goggles - n. The phenomenon that happens when someone instantly becomes more attractive just by being in the military.
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
Not to be confused with tactical goggles (totally different).
At first I thought Mike was a 7, but then he put his ACUs on. It might be the military goggles, but now Mike is definitely a 9.
by KaeCee423 November 26, 2015
Get the Military Gogglesmug. When a man/woman is performing a rimjob on their partner, and the partner shits into the person performing the rimjob's eyes.
Guy 1: So, I invited Irina over last night, and I gave her Meatball Goggles!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!
Guy 2: That's fucking sweet, I gave Susan the same thing two weeks ago!
by themememanwashere February 24, 2018
Get the Meatball Gogglesmug. What a baby pirate with a lisp wears in the pool. Worn with a swimsuit and swim diaper. Not to be confused with Google or giggles.
Baby pirate with lisp: Arrrr!! Arrrr!! Avatht mateyth!! Thwab the pool deck!!
Spongebob: (giggles) Your goggles are too loose. Tighten them please or the water will get in your eyes.
Spongebob: (giggles) Your goggles are too loose. Tighten them please or the water will get in your eyes.
by babypiratesnapchat2 December 20, 2022
Get the Gogglesmug. Verb. When a person goes anywhere in public and gets creepily stared at by the opposite sex for an extended and uncomfortable period of time. The goggling is perpetrated by a creepy person. The term goggle represents large, wide eyes;
by Ikkinay Elaneyday September 4, 2022
Get the Perv Gogglemug. by It’s cloot not clout April 20, 2018
Get the cloot gogglesmug. Any item that clueless foreigners think is very cool in America, but is ultimately just Eurotrash garbage. While this term specifically references the stupid disco shades worn by many German immigrants, it can be used to describe the tight and unbuttoned shirts, fake leather shoes, and gel loaded hair. The word takes origin from but is not to be confused with Clout Goggles, a type of expensive glasses popularized by rappers, and Kraut, a traditional German food and slang term for Germans.
by SpoonfulOfKraut July 4, 2018
Get the Kraut Gogglesmug. Person: Tries To Enter Google.com But Misspells it as Goggle.com
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEANT GOOGLE.COM!
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I MEANT GOOGLE.COM!
by randompersonthattellsyoustuff August 10, 2020
Get the Gogglemug.