Guilt-Free Three

The list of three celebrities that an individual is allowed to screw without receiving shit from his/her significant other. It is not likely that a person will ever need to employ the Guilt-Free Three, but it should be discussed in every relationship. Just in case.

Honey, I know you're not happy that I slept with David Bowie, but you really can't complain. I told you ages ago that he was in my Guilt-Free Three.

by Lard Boy August 5, 2007

freaky styley

1. the name of a red hot chili peppers album, released in 1985 with hillel slovak on guitar, cliff martinez on drums, anthony kiedes singing, and flea on bass. (funk/punk/rock)

2. word the chili peppers used to describe something cool during that time period

yo that shits freaky styley

yo i just got freaky styley by rhcp and it kicks ass

by joe January 27, 2005

Fresh Blend

A "Fresh Blend" is a recently acquired new short hair cut. It is called a fresh blend because it it has been styled to perfection by a skilled hairdresser, and combined with a shave, gives you an attractive fresh look to your old scraggly long styled you had before.

Jerome: Hey dude, have you done something with your hair?
Imran: Yeah blud, I got a fresh blend at the weekend man.

by PrimeOne February 11, 2013

French Credit Card

When someone swipes their fingers between an ass and then smells them to see if it stinks.

Mother: Little Sebastien, did you control your ass in the shower?
Little Sebastian: Oui Mama.
Mother: Bastard child! I should've dug you out with a coat hanger. I'll use my French credit card to see if you are lying.
(Mother swipes fingers in Little Seb's ass)
Mother: Stink of the ass! I knew it. It smells like the cheese we eat when we surrender to the Germans.

by Jacquesassstink November 4, 2012

lars frederiksen and the bastards

tottaly hardcore punk band includes the guitarist lars frederksen from the also amzing but not as hardcore punk band rancid some of their best songs are ''wine and roses'', ''to have not have'' and''mainlining muder'' wich has a contravesial video where they beat up a dead corpse scary but good if you are not easlaly offended

cant wait for lars frederiksen and the bastards to tour england

by ashdude July 25, 2008

control freak

just that asshole who thinks he's on top the world when everyone else behind his back thinks and knows that he is a fricking asshat

Oh my god, I hate that fucker! He's such a control freak!

by your neighbourhood pervert May 20, 2018

The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show

A hillarious radio show that broadcasts out of Grand Rapids, Michigan. It is hosted by Gregg "Free Beer" Daniels, Chris "Hot Wings" Michels, Eric (Zeitunian) Zane, and Joe "Producer Joe" Gassmann, Jr. It's the BEST radio show ever and WAY better than those Bob and Tom idiots. www.freebeerandhotwings.com Please Listen!!!

I was listening to The Free Beer and Hot Wings Show this morning and laughed so hard I burst a kidney.

by The Alex Basso March 19, 2008