The careful act of eating your food in such a way that it does not fall apart into a million pieces.
I ordered the gourmet burger and that thing came stacked with like ten ingredients. I had to practice careful food jenga to keep it from falling apart all over my plate every time I took a bite.
by Transformers3People0 November 17, 2011
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by Paul Keithson August 23, 2012
Get the Food Doobie mug.Food Shelf: After (or during) the meal, you find a nice little supply of crumbs and food items resting on your bosom! Knowing it's likely that everyone else at the table has been aware of your crumb(y) situation, you decide to have a little fun at your own expense and exclaim you are saving what's on your food shelf for a snack later!
This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!
This comment has saved me embarrassment many times over the years, as I have a nice sized bust line and all crumbs are safely stored there until dinner is over!
Bezzy: Another great meal my friend! Thank you for having me over for dinner.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!
Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...
As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!
Laughter.
Friend: You're always welcome here, you know that!
Magically, all eyes are diverted to my chest where quite a pile of crumbs has been stored up...
As I skillfully begin gathering up my stash, I proclaim, "food shelf!" and explain that I'll just save them up for another meal later!
Laughter.
by Bezzy March 31, 2013
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by badboymcvj June 18, 2016
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Jones: Lisa stop, your such a food freak
Jones: Lisa stop, your such a food freak
by Pharaohs12452 December 20, 2017
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The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
The Football (soccer) Association of Singapore (FAS) is basically the worst organization in the history of sports. You could probably hire a cockroach as it's CEO and there would be no difference. Similarly, if you replace the whole football team with slugs, you would get the same results as they are getting now. The only difference is that slugs can't smoke.
Coach 1: "My football team has just lost it's 50th game in a row"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
Coach 2: "Ah, at least it is still better than the Football Association of Singapore"
by ZamZamZam July 16, 2019
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