Brendan Edward Zeller

Pretty guy.

Massive Donger.

Has all the friends.

Hes kinda cool.

"Brendan Edward Zeller is really hot my dude."

by REAL PeRSOn435 March 10, 2022

philip and edward

they are very inlove and they make love evrytday the fuck 24/7 and kiss eat other. They like each other pog!

philip and edward r horny

by s0xxhu January 22, 2021

Edward Cullen

A fictional character in Stephanie Meyer's series. Many fangirls refer to him as "the love of my life", seeing him as a perfect and beautiful man.

In reality, Edward Cullen is just a sparkling, gay, ugly, wanna-be vampire. He is controlling, jealous, and the biggest creeper. What kind of girl wants to be with a guy that forbids you to see your best friend, bruises you when having sex, secretly likes other men, and watches you while you sleep (before you've even had a real conversation)?

Fangirl: ohmigod Edward Cullen is the love of my life. MARRY ME EDWARD!!!
Normal Person: Tard.

by wigglennibble October 12, 2010

Edward Cullen

Edward Cullen is a *dazzling* fictional character from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series who's every Twilighter's dream.

Strong, brave, fast, gorgeous and sparkly, this bronze haired, topaz colored eye vampire enjoys collecting cars and playing the piano.

SYNONYM: Perfection

Edward Cullen: I may not be human, but I'm still a man

Edward Cullen: You should tell Charlie, though.
Bella: Why in the world would I do that?
Edward Cullen: To give me some small incentive to bring you back

Bella: Edward I honestly can't dance!
Edward Cullen: Don't worry silly. I can.

by AlenaRachelle January 2, 2009

Edward Scissorhands

A film that would've been excellent if Edward wasn't such a pussy. He gots scissors for hands for fucks sake, he should realise what the real purpose of them is for and use them to kill people

an example? hmm no......

by The Masked Musketeer September 30, 2004

edward

an extremely emoic person that cock blocks and looks like a retard.

person 1: DUDE...did that guy just cockblock you?
person 2: Yeah...he just pulled an edward.

by beastylike April 9, 2010

Danzel Esnard

*Great kid most of the time...he is a very good singer, dancer, and he can beat box very well. He's deff. worth all tha bullshit he puts me through (lol =/)
*Known for saying... "yeah man" & "heyyyyyyy"

--heyyyyy you heard danzel sing last night?
--yeah man!!

LOL

by ->>SaM<<- January 2, 2005