spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end
it's effective!
it's effective!
by jewboyguido August 2, 2010
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A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
A time where hundreds of unused twitter and random forum accounts are reopened for a few minutes simply to complain about the facebook before the user returns to the f5 key.
A time where hundreds of people(?) worry about what will happen to their crops on farmville.
A time which, if extended to great lengths, could possibly lead to a social networking state of emergency.
There was a major facebook downtime today, we thought about using the time to do something productive at work but ended up on googling stuff and spamming twitter instead.
by JiminyJoan September 25, 2010
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Dude A: Dude, Jennifer isn't as hot as you told me she is!
Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.
Dude B: Dude, that was totally a Facebook rip-off.
by Maxi J October 7, 2010
Get the Facebook rip-off mug.A person who assists a Facebook user in committing Facebook suicide (deleting their account), especially with regard to deleting all information and data - to the extent that Facebook allows.
Marcy wants to commit facebook suicide, but needs some help. I've agreed to be her facebook kevorkian.
by sea beagle January 2, 2011
Get the facebook kevorkian mug.The instance when one takes a "couple secs" to check his/ her facebook before starting homework, spends an hour checking, then forgets entirely what they were doing the moments before checking facebook
Girl: Hey did you get the annotations for English done last night?
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit
Guy: Shit, I must've had facebook memory lapse, I totally forgot!
Girl: Dipshit
by ThatOneWhiteMan January 12, 2011
Get the Facebook Memory Lapse mug.The strategic game of unfriending people on Facebook. The pawns are the first to go...people who will never notice or give little resistance. After that you have to carefully plan your next step on who you will delete. Family members and crazy friends are much harder to delete and require a few steps ahead of planning.
I had a game of Facebook Chess the other night. I deleted all those people I added when I was in rehab that I will never see again, however, I plan on deleting my mother-in-law from facebook, this might take a few sacrifices.
by A Sav February 25, 2011
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Person 1 (As a status): What if life is really just a bus stop? We're just, looking for someone to spend the time with."
Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.
Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!
Person 2 (commenting): Not possible. I hate talking to people at a bus stop.
Person 3 (also commenting): FACEBOOK FACE'D!
by The Emerald Halibut March 8, 2011
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