king edward

When a shit touches the water before it drops.

I just went to the toilet and had a king edward!

by Gledhill February 20, 2009

Edward Scissorhands

Scissorhands is performed with the girl on bottom lying on her side. Her lower leg sticking straight with you straddling her leg. Penetrate while holding her upper leg straight up. Enjoy.....

Wow she cummed 3 times while I Edward Scissorhands her ass!!

by jGlo May 8, 2008

Georgie Edwards

Commonly found ruining your party, Georgie was born for one reason, and for one reason only:
- To get beaten up. badly.

Her most common habits are calling innocent party go-ers 'slags' and saying their names incorrectly. Then when confronted denying what they said, whilst shitting themselves.

Mate, you just got called a slag by Georgie Edwards

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER

by mehrrrrrr August 1, 2009

Edward 40 hands

An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.

Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*

Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

Edward Cullen

The one fictional character that will make your heart fly around in circles.

"I love cookies and cream ice cream"
"Not as much as I love edward cullen" *swoon. sigh. giggle.*

by Jugsaw Suicide October 17, 2008

Prince Edward

When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.

My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Edwardcullenious

when a man is so sexy and pale
and pasty and hot.
he glitters and is mysterious.

x Damn tht man is so fine gurl
O a huh that man is edwardcullenious

by Gookers December 2, 2010