Put a Doink

The phrase a hetrosexual man will use to another man when stating interest in a female ladyfriend out in a public place.

You see that girl Ferguson?

Oh yeah Walter, i'd put a doink on that.

by Jsonnnnnnnnnnnn January 4, 2009

scanning the donkey

When a person glances at a male crotch to appraise its significance.

Treance was on grinder scanning the donkey for the weakened... Or I was scanning the donkey this random guy sent me.

by Froghead0 March 31, 2016

upside down donkey

a sex move were the man tries to pin a tail shaped buttplug into the girl while hanging from a rotating ceiling fan

dude1: damn agatha really enjoyed the upside down donkey last night

dude2: wow wanna try that out with me?

dude1: you're mum gay nibba

by SosigIncarnate January 15, 2018

Pass the doink

a phrase typically used by F-ukai in DDDR, for asking someone to give them something they can smoke.

-Give me the vape
-You forgot the magic words
-Ow, pass the doink

by King Yeeticus IV October 6, 2018

winkey wonkey donkey

An Australian children's book often used to describe annoying people.

Jared YOU ARE A WINKEY WONKEY DONKEY!!!

by Jon Mclinkski August 9, 2020

driving with a donk

It's like a DWI, but instead of being impaired you just have a fat ass wagon.

"LaQuisha got pulled over for swervin' and was charged with DWAD (driving with a donk)."

by wigger trilliums the fourth December 7, 2021

donkey fuckers

what the racist watt calls the Irish

i think all irish people are donkey fuckers, said the watt in an online guestbook which was traced to his place of work

by watt is a racist June 23, 2004