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Man... look at that chicks ample ba-donk-a-donk.. It is the size of Mount Everest. I'd sure like to get a hand on that. Or maybe even tap that fine ampleness.
by Cait n Abs December 10, 2003
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Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey

1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.

2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
by Simple Soldier 81 June 19, 2009
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donkey munch

An elaboration on the sexual maneuvre of Donkey Punch involving another girl who is having oral sex performed on her by the victim of the donkey punch. The donkey punch should be forcefull enough to get a vaguely amusing reaction out of the "munched" (oral receiving) partner.

To add to the donkey aspect, stick a carrot in somewhere. Why not, you twisted people.
Upset girl: That bastard punched her in the back of the head while she was going down on me!

Compassionate friend: Hah! You got donkey munched!
by Chilv July 21, 2006
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Donkey cheese

The creamy cheese found behind a Donkey's foreskin.
''Robin found some Donkey cheese and it made him cry''
by Steve_S April 2, 2009
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donkey

A term used to describe a girl with a fat ass
by Candler Wingo May 8, 2005
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donkey door

when you havta poopie real bad, and you only make it to the door of the stall and then...S_C_H_P_L_A_A_A_T_! on the floor like a donkey ...a variation of 'sky-chippin'.

alt. - an advanced sex position involving a hinged gate.
Man, after those wings and old mud tall boys last nite, I had a turrible donkey door.
by upchuckk April 2, 2008
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Donk Train

n. A vehicular unit that is full of, or designed to haul, swamp donkeys (see also: sea donkey). Due to the sheer mass of a swamp donkey a vehicle with a chassis not engineered to support such an enormous load may be visibly evident by one or both bumpers dragging near the ground or, if an odd number of swamp donkeys are occupying the vehicle, a severe listing to one side.

Note: It is advisable to avoid Donk Trains on the road. Not only could their sloth-like appearance cause uncontrolled vomiting or seizures, but could possibly be a road hazzard.

The National Traffic Safety Board (NTSB) reported 5 deaths and over a dozen injuries caused by Donk Trains in the United States in 2005. The NTSB reports that non-commercial grade tires are prone to exploding from the enormous lateral force exerted by multiple swamp donkeys occupying a typical passenger car. This accounts for the bulk of the reported accidents.

In March of 2006 in upstate New York a family of 4 was killed in a Donk Train wreck. Both the NTSB and NHTSA concluded the accident was caused by un unevenly loaded Donk Train. The Donk Train's frame, while heavily listing to one side, twisted while going around a sweeping corner, then snapped in half and crossed eight lanes of heavy traffic. The front half of the Donk Train, with its two swamp donkey passengers securely wedged between the seat and the dash, rolled seven times, struck and crushed the Volvo sedan (arguably one of the safest cars in production), and instantly killed all passengers on impact.
Passenger: Look at that little car leaning on its side!
Driver: Oh shit it's a Donk Train!
Passenger: Does it have flat tires?
Driver: No those swamp donkeys are so heavy that the sidewalls are just collapsing from the stress. We better keep some distance if we want to live.
by Paul Dawson November 26, 2006
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