wee dive

the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.

Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.

- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"

- "really? you can't tell from the television"

- "wee dive"

by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005

beard diving

When you are hunting for a fuckboy in a midwest state.

"Drop me off at this dive karaoke bar in Denver; I'm going beard diving."

by thatguyyoumetatthatthing February 16, 2018

dive mission

When an individual must go past the first page of a Google search to find the answers to a homework.

dude, I went on a dive mission last night trying to figure out the environmental science homework.

by Juan direction April 1, 2013

Dive Of Shame

When you drop a/some chunk/s of biscuit/cookie inside your hot beverage and decide to retrieve said chunk/s using your hand, covering it in said hot beverage.

You: I dropped some cookie in my chocolate milk and had to do the Dive Of Shame.
Beverly: Dumbass.

by That Mug You Regret Buying January 24, 2022

Dumpster Dive

When two raccoons are rectally inserted and followed by anal sex

Hey baby i found two raccoons outside. Can i dumpster dive in you?

by Peppermint pancake August 18, 2025

Swan dive

To quickly duck out of a situation or place for a brief refreshment without being noticed by local authorities

Oi Robbie, swan dive?

by zigmanfroid February 8, 2019

premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up premature ejaculation

Since he hadn't had sex in a long time, he took a premature dive to not be called a minure man.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017