Crack Chicken

A recipe involving chicken breasts slow cooked in Ranch dressing. Also popularly done in pressure cookers.

I came home to a crock pot of crack chicken for dinner.

by DundasDict January 25, 2018

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

crack stem

A pipe made from a tire gauge or metal piping to smoke crack cocaine in

Wanna hit this crack stem bro

by Biggest pot head November 8, 2017

Crack surfer

A person who peeks through the cracks around the toilet stall doors.

Wilfredo said hi to me when I was sitting on the can. He must be a crack Surfer

by Sackitch May 25, 2016

scooby crack

i fucking delicios snack that when crumbled you can snort it HELL YES

yo wassup homie
wassup
you wanna get some scooby crack

by dankTDM March 9, 2017

Jewish Crack

Allergy medicine in pill or tablet form.

I took my Jewish crack, so we won't have any trouble at the dog show.

by Commander Kafka November 18, 2016

Crack Bike

A bike that was stolen and sold for well below it's original price by a crack cocaine addict so they can fund their drug habit.

Dude 1: Dude, I just bought this bike for $20 from that used bike store.

Dude 2: Yeah man, it's totally a crack bike. Apparently this hobo shows up everyday with a new one.

by SgtHotdogs April 17, 2011