slap em with a chode 

its pretty self explanitory...if you dont understand it you are probably being slapped with a chode as you are reading this.

if your boss is being a dick then slap em with a chode

slap em with a chode by JAY JAY March 14, 2005

chode 

a short and really wide cock

his chode wont fit in me

chode by superduperdooperpooper October 6, 2003

chodebusters 

Collective noun for a group of people who kill/destroy chodes.

"Who ya gonna call? Chodebusters!"
"Get the Chodebusters over here, Justin Timberlake has entered the building!"

chodebusters by Bastardized Bottomburp May 13, 2003

chode lasso 

A string that when formed into a lasso can attach to any type of chode.

Mary used the chode lasso to find the thickest chode of them all, Matt G's.

chode lasso by Aids McMuffin January 8, 2009

chodelet 

A toilet that is wider than it is long.

Dude, whoever sits on that chodelet next is totally going in.

chodelet by jPanache July 13, 2010

Chode wagon 

The act of driving a gold Saxo in a way that endangers the life's of those around you while having a small penis

Give me a lift in the chode wagon

I violently masturbated in my chode wagon yesterday

Chode wagon by Campion1 October 26, 2012

chode road 

When a bunch of dudes line up their chodes on the ground and have a preferably lubed up girl to be the "car" and drag her breasts across the "chode road" Can also result in a "car wash" if the chodes are handled correctly. A car wash is when all the chodes unleash their sticky juices at once onto the "car"

Dude 1: Were you at the party last night?
Dude 2: No I couldn't make it. What happened there?
Dude 1: We made a huuge chode road and Lexi was the car and dragged her lubed breasts all over it. After she was done, we all gave her a nice "car wash" if you know what I mean.
Dude 2: You all jizzed on her at once? I really wish I could see that in action.
Dude 1: Well you're lucky you weren't there when her mom walked in the room...

chode road by FNEinonw November 19, 2013