Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

Chili dipping

The act of putting a ladled hand into the back of a Spanish mans pants.

Omg did you see Terri chili dipping valente in the control room yesterday?

by Dimsum munch November 27, 2019

Chili peen

When A member Of the Illuminati puts chilli powder of their penis and their inserts it into the arse of the partner

"Babe your ready to chili peen?"

by Peenchugger123 April 29, 2019

Chili Punching

When a man, particularly named Ken, douses his hand in a spicy chili. He then proceeds to repeatedly punch everything in sight that is alive. Babies, the elderly, it doesnt matter.

Ken was banned from the nursing home for repeatedly Chili Punching people.

by Chili Puncher May 30, 2019

Ghost chili

When a girl goes out looking absolutely bangin’ and doesn’t talk to her boyfriend.

When a girl exceeds the level of hot it can no longer be a spicy pepper, it’s a ghost Chili the hottest pepper in the world.

Let’s be ghost chilis tonight.

Wow, that girl is so hot, she must be ghost Chili-ing.

by reallybigmajorleaguesportsfan June 8, 2019

Chili Dog

The act of inserting a straw down ones urethra, preferably a male, then proceeding to use it as a funnel to insert crushed chili down the shaft
(in my experience, most funnels are too big, but you can go all out since it’s chili you moron)

that’s some big dick energy if you decide to make a Chili Dog then fuck a girl

by whipdabatrondidurmom April 19, 2019

Chicago Chili Dog

When a guy shits on a girl's chest, then titty fucks her.

Those wacky Illinois people love to give their wives the ol Chicago Chili Dog.

by James Westen April 19, 2019