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Carl

Carl has a massive cock
by iWantToUnlive November 10, 2021
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Full Carl

1. To go Full Carl you must eat cannabis edibles to the point of incapacitation.

2. When going Full Carl you must eat weed candy in a reckless and careless manor because you're going to be high as shit in a few hours and you don't care.
Lauren went Full Carl Friday night. That girl was high as fuck!
by Long Long Donkey Kong April 21, 2018
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carl

The smartest guy in school and a good friend.
person 1: that new guy is really smart!
person 2: yeah he must be a carl
by chingchongyouhaveasmalldong October 15, 2019
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Carl

A Swedish honeydew melon lover. Most commonly associated with girls named Sydney. Most Carl's are also ruined, as they have nowhere to go but below the surface of Sweden.
Oh wow carl lay of the honeydew melons
by Thepandacarrot December 6, 2016
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Cluster Carl

A situation where numerous Carl's get together and do really stupid things. You can't even explain it because there's so much stupid going on in one place. It usually involves chainsaws, woodchoppers, climbing spikes and a lot of drugs.
"What the hell is going on over there?"
"Obviously, it's a real cluster carl. Better stay clear so you don't loose an arm or a dick."
by Profound Observations July 9, 2025
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Carl Johnson

Carl Johnson is the guy, he is THE GUY.
Show yo' colors, fool.
Carl Johnson is just cj
by helloworld2911 April 12, 2023
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Carl

They whitest shade of pale a human can achieve
Brah, that snow is straight Carl
by Carl from San Diego February 19, 2022
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