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cable normalization specialist 

1. Generic term for an individual who was granted a position because of nepotism, Affirmative Action quotas, job lottery, etc. but has no marketable skills and contributes nothing to the company.

2. A tongue-in–cheek job title born of a combination of two other slang words: “Cable” (An extended (erect) male sex organ) and “Normalization” (The act of returning something to its normal state, in this case, through copulative release).
3. A foreign intelligence operative.
The "Cable Normalization Specialist" decided that rules were over-rated and he could have his six-year-old design the system while he had a beer.
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cableist 

Having an unfair advantage in watching live news, sports, etc. because you can shell out the money every month for overpriced cable
We have to go to our cableist friend's house to watch the football game.... he doesn't realize how privileged he is
cableist by Shernandtu January 23, 2017
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caleb engledowl 

A very perverted boy
Caleb engledowl is very cool
caleb engledowl by zsaewq February 22, 2017
A man on a mission, who has a brother who's name starts with "m" He has brown hair and eyes, and loafers
Calean has hair!
calean by #FreddyKruger March 7, 2017

caleb willis 

Wow caleb Willis is a total badass
caleb willis by Dick Butkus's July 26, 2017

Cable bake 

Misheard lyrics from the song Balance by MC Quakez at 0.05. Most often misheard when the listener is baked
1: Hey man did you just hear the words 'Cable Bake'?
2: Yeah man in super baked right now
Cable bake by Harry10932 November 8, 2017

caleb ram 

I wish i was caleb ram
caleb ram by Koklol January 30, 2018