Choke Hold High

When you get so high you pass out or hold your breath for a rudely amount of time that you ignore everyone who tries to talk to you.

High Guy 1:So how do you get high without all that usage?

High Guy 2: I got so high, I almost passed out. First puff, just held it in till I got dizzy and exhaled for that ultimate choke hold high!

by Mrs Mrs Mrs June 14, 2023

Choke

Notre Dame Football

Notre Dame football has choked to games in a row.

by 5(83’wjigyshwng September 13, 2025

Chopstick choking

Love

Dude those two guys were chopstick choking.

by Wonky Face October 28, 2017

Choke

Fucked/messed up

*Boyfriend sneaks girlfriend in his house.
Aunt sees the girlfriend.
Gf: Damn babe you choked..

by danniellajoy May 5, 2011

Chain choke

The act of reaching multiple (self-induced) ejaculations consecutively without removing one’s hand from the penis, nor breaking tempo.

In other words, you ‘choke the chicken’ in the same way you would chain-smoke cigarettes.

My mate Cloudy has been chain choking all morning and now he’s running late to work because of all the clean up.

He needs to lay off the chain choke before it gets out of hand.

by TobyFromNewport January 27, 2025

batman choke

when you grab somebody by the neck and lift them up

Mike did a batman choke to David because he stole his bitch!

by hedo2478 April 6, 2017

choke the head off my dick

the act of strenuous male masturbation

Parents: "We're going out to eat tonight. You'll be home alone, so we left you a microwave dinner."
Daniel: "Ok thanks! I'm also going to use this alone-time to choke the head off my dick."

by colbrandt1717 November 6, 2009