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Watermelon Law

A law or action which on the surface helps an individual or group but because of racist or bigoted underpinnings, the law or action actually hurts that individual or group.
Mississippi passed a watermelon law to give all black folks a free watermelon, to make them happy so to make sure that they don't riot and start stealing.
by BlackCracker September 3, 2012
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Tim's Law

In Apples to Apples, Tim's Law refers to the ever frustrating occurrence of drawing a card that would have perfectly fit the meaning of the previous card played.
Judge: All right, the next card is "smelly."
Player 1 (thinking): Well, I don't have any great matches, I'll just play this one.
(draws "Skunk")
Player 1: TIM'S LAW!!!!!!
(weeps)
by HoosierMan May 4, 2010
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eskimo-in-law

When you have sex with someones partner’s sibling.
You had sex with my girlfriends sister? Dude now where eskimo-in-laws!
by 1234556780 November 13, 2019
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Egoraptor's Law

The easier and more straightforward a task is, the more difficult the person will make it for themselves to complete it.
"Egoraptor's Law" was created in the name of youtube star "Egoraptor" who is known to play videogames very poorly, and often incorrectly.
by LeafbladeN July 10, 2020
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Dylan's Law

The law created by Dylan which states that when a person has consumed a certain level of alcohol or any other substance and has the need to throw up, that person has the right and obligation to do so.
"Yo scott, I may yak, but I really don't want to."
"Bro, u gotta follow Dylan's law and go through with it."
"Good shit Scott."
by Flammingyoung June 26, 2017
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Williams' Law

Williams' Law (or Williams' Rules of "Things") states that adding Robin Williams to any "thing" will immediately and always make the new state of said "thing" better than the previous state of said "thing".
Williams' Law clearly states that the 1997 movie "Flubber" is better than it's original version, the 1961 film "The Absent Minded Professor".
by GameAddikt January 12, 2015
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Law of Josh

Life will give you your deepest desires and fantasy when the right time comes.
I've always dreamt of licking wine off someones back while it drips and the law of josh made it happen.
by cocacoladreams April 6, 2022
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