Stuck in the mud

When you are drunk and you’ve fucked up.

Karen; Who’s boat is this?
Jade: Oh you mean Mud Flaps. She’s ours. You’re a part owner. We bought it off Marketplace last night.
Karen: Oh fuck. You all got stuck in the mud last night!!

by Andos Hastos January 11, 2022

Mud Toad

Large female who hangs out at cookout and will blow anyone with a diesel. Where’s ugg boot and leggings to show off her kankles and cottage cheese ass. Area of region: Concord, NC.

God damn look at that mud toad over there, I bet she could suck the chrome off my exhaust tip

by Expert Mud Toad Pimp May 16, 2018

Mud goggles

1a When the uppermost of the two sexual partners engaging in the classic 69 position, defecates on to the other participants face. The true 'mud goggle' effect isn't reached until the stool droops over covering both eyes.
2a when your friend makes a potential mate out to be less attractive than they actually are, because of foul mood -they are said to be wearing "mud goggles"

a. Steve gave Martha some awful mud goggles last night, he probably wont ever see her again
b. Jessica sure was attractive, but mark said she was a real shovel face poor guys wearing the mud goggles tonight.

by NonsenseLock December 18, 2012

Mud Floodin

When you have to poop really bad

Bro I'm mud floodin I gotta shit really bad

by Trill Tony September 2, 2016

Mud Grasshopper

A guy that goes around shirtless with there pants hanging off their ass and bare footed trying to ride with a bad bitch with her own bike. They willing to do anything just to roll around in the mud and catch a ride on back. Better watch girls cause they some broke ass guys!!

Damn look at all the mud grasshoppers out on set today!!

by Pash90 May 31, 2018

mud spider

Your anus or butthole so to speak

Dude, my mud spider itched all day today.

by Dusuajfh February 26, 2018

mud mafia

A group of guys who live and breathe trucks, mostly diesel. They usually travel as a group and drive around town or on the interstate, taking videos and photographs of the vehicle(s)letting out excessive exhaust smoke (rolling coal). Having tow mirrors down while towing no trailer is also a part of their ways.

Lakita: "Do you hear that?"
Treyvon: "Yea, it sounds horrible!"
Lakita: "Make it sto.....!"
Will: "ROLL COAL BOYS!!"
Gabe: "YAA DURKA!"
Tom: "DURKA DURK!"
Jesse: "MUD MAFIA FOR LIFE!"
Will: "I love my 6.0!"
Lakita: "What the fuck is a mud mafia?"

by The Hamburger Hurdler December 15, 2014