Gancho land burrito

Gancho land burrito: An authentic burrito made from various ingredients. Derived from the Latin word Gancho (hook).. once you’ve had one you’re hooked: Gacho: super bad.
Also know as the big homies Gancho land Burrito

Check out the Gancho land burrito, it’s gacho dude. All the big homies are eating gancho land burritos. But watch out you’ll get hooked wey.

by R-WAK January 30, 2023

Burrito Blunt

A blunt too massive for an average person to consume

Person A: "Damn dude, look at this fat ass Burrito Blunt!"
Person B: "Shit nigga"

by McWeave May 16, 2016

Burrito Defeato

When you have eaten too much Mexican food resulting in an upset stomach.

"I can't believe I ate all of that! Im gonna be on the toilet all damn night. My guts have got Burrito Defeato..."

by Headexpl0dy May 13, 2018

Cambodian sushi burrito

A dirty Cambodian choocha or dirty little slam piece used and abused by many.

Damn you really eating that Cambodian sushi burrito you know where that has been?

by Cindy’s son September 6, 2019

Desk Burrito

Desk Burrito
noun

Definition:
When you're 15 minutes into a World of Warcraft raid boss—mid pull, cooldowns blown, bloodlust popped—and your bowels suddenly betray you. No time to hearth, no time to wipe (yourself or the raid). So you grab the log from your shorts and place it next to your mouse pad.
Usage:

“Bro I wasn’t missing that Sylvanas kill. Had to desk burrito it. My chair may be ruined, but we got the mount.”

by Deathxxscythe June 24, 2025

2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021

Smiling Burrito

Making a smiley face with a magic marker on the tip of your penis and allow it outside your speedo.

While on a Mexican Vacation I went to beach to showoff my Smiling Burrito.

by Mister Smiley Coos Bay January 3, 2022