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tube steak burrito

a long, snake like, piece of shit which forms like a burrito as its coming out of your anus, tickling your taint, and into a girls mouth
dude! you gave that chick the finest tube steak burrito
by Jordie Pants December 21, 2008
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burrito

When you like something or dont like something
"I burrito that hot guy"
"Ewwww..... no burrito"
by katie_fuckkkker April 12, 2006
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burritoed

The skill of being a dumbass and smarting off to a kid eating a chili and cheese burrito, then having the kid throw that burrito at you and having it explode on your back and go all over you and your truck.

Getting hit by a burrito.
Brandon got burritoed by the kids in the probe cause he pissed them off.

He crow-hopped for extra power as he burritoed Brandon.
by burritoed December 2, 2005
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Jailhouse Burrito

The Jailhouse Burrito has nothing to do with food. It is a surprise you get when you accidentally drop the soap.
Bro did you hear Jimmy was was cornered in his cell and given the Ol Jailhouse Burrito

Damn that's why he hasn't walked right in a week?
by Rebbelins01 July 3, 2020
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Eskimo Burrito

If you don't know what it is, then you don't deserve to know.
Your hanging out with some friends. They ask what tossing the salad is. You say Eskimo Burrito.
by Tig Old Bitties March 13, 2010
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flying burrito

A flying burrito is a line of cocaine.
Let's do some flying burritos.
by Gawdamn Pablo Effin' Escobar September 16, 2007
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burrito

a known sex term that selected few know and is used as a renown secret to keep others confused or unknowing.
to burrito or I burritoed her
by Albany Ca anonymous December 2, 2009
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