by ilyy February 9, 2009
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by lolo2011 May 7, 2008
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by Bananas_turn_me_on March 28, 2009
Get the Shitty Boyfriend mug.hey baby, so i know you're reading this right now and i just want to talk about how much you mean to me and how i never want to lose you <3. ever since i met you, i felt some sort of special and secret connection with you, and i had a feeling that you might of hated me or something, but i know how good of a boyfriend you were to your ex that you wouldn't even talk to any other girl but her, so i know how special she wouldve felt when she had you :). however, she made you feel so lonely, and sad all the time. no matter what you had done for her, she never treated you incredibly well. and i just want to say, i am so sorry about all the pain and torture that you have been through alone, and im sorry about all your past toxic relationships
:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333
:( but no fear, your girlfriend is here :D im someone that will never leave you, no matter whatever the problem is. i'll always stick by your side til' the end of time. you're always my number one, and forever will be. you have made my life so much more brighter than it already was :D i just want to thank you so much for making me feel like a priority, and i promise that we will definitely get married. you're everything that i've ever dreamed for. i love you so damn much, and i promise to never hurt your cute self one bit. andreea loves you so much, and she hopes you do too x) oh and i just want to let you know that you're so special to me, and you make me feel so beautiful and loved everytime we talk <3 i love you, baby <333
by andreea <3333 March 20, 2021
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by SleepingWSirens April 26, 2017
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