simping & blues

A type of music generally sung from an African-American male point of view, generally falling in the R&B genre (but can include some blue-eyed soul as well), whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life IS to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life WAS when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life IS NOW that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life WAS UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 5) How horrible life WILL BE if or when one loses a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 6) How one will do anything it takes to keep a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman!). Popular R&B songs from the 1960’s through the 1990’s epitomize this (Such as songs from The Temptations, Barry White, Luther Vandross, and New Edition).

“Son, don’t put women on a pedestal. All that simping & blues music has you mighty confused as to how to act with them.” (OR) “Women expect too much from men these days because their expectations are set by all that simping & blues music.”

by DJ Dash September 12, 2021

Muffin Bluffin

The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck

Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.

by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021

Food blues

The condition you get when you eat greasy/oily food and feel like coughing because of all the grease/oil in your throat

Don't worry, I'm not sick, I just ate some good pizza and got the food blues

by Willgheminass November 2, 2021

finale blues

Being sad because you watched the finale of you're favorite show and realizing the show ended

I got the finale blues from watching the finale of my favorite show

by Ur local dumb person December 19, 2021

Popcorn blues

Any kind of blues music that does jive to your earhole

Man willy playin that popcorn blues, get that man a slide

by Victor feltersnatch January 12, 2022

Lunchtime Blues

When you feel sleepy after lunch, making it hard to be productive at work because you're sleepy. Food coma, but specifically after lunch.

Oh man, the lunchtime blues just hit me! I'm so sleepy right now.

by Anynomousssee February 10, 2022

Love bluffing

When someone in a relationship lies to their partner about their ability to love them in order to be able to have a relationship without putting in any actual effort, while receiving so much love but not providing any, to the point where their partner is willing to go to any length to obtain that love.

Guy: Hey I just got out of a bad relationship they were constantly love bluffing me.
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Guy's friend: That sucks but what's love bluffing?

Guy: It's when someone straight up manipulates you into giving them more love without giving you any in return.

Guy's friend: Wow that's horrible.

by sexy_weirdo March 14, 2022