West Virginia Blowjob

When you hang your inbred child or children from your beaver lips, therefore making them appear as hoop loops or saggy diaper ass.

I was getting a West Virginia Blowjob at the unemployment office when all of a sudden my children's father came in.

by dont give a fuck about you August 29, 2017

National Blowjob Day

December 9th is when every woman has to give her man a blowjob, no strings attached

“I can’t wait until national blowjob day on december 9th”

by BigFatJoe1585 December 8, 2019

Burger King Blowjob

A dance move where you play an imaginary game of Banjo-Kazooie

Woman 1: Hank is so hot, look he's doing the Burger King Blowjob.
Woman 2: Yeah he is way better than Kaz.

by Amy McGrath November 15, 2020

No hands wave blowjob

While performing a blowjob, the person, without using their hands, uses their tongue to make waves on the lower (sensitive) side of the penis (s. dick), keeping the penis in their mouth for the entire time until the collected saliva, pre-cum loaded waves come out of their mouth.

Unlike many other blowjob types this type of blowjob is suitable for ANY size of dick, but preferably which would roughly fit in the mouth.

It is a highly skilled type of blowjob which requires a mastery on tongue muscles as well as gag reflex time. The wave movement also helps to direct the flow of pre-cum/ cum.

Emily got cut on her hands while cutting vegetables yesterday, so she decided to treat me with the No hands wave blowjob. It was good change for my little dick.

Riya gave me the No hands wave blowjob yesterday, as she had freshly applied mehndi on her hands.

by Pandu Pandey April 19, 2022

Back ally blowjob

Someone with a scruffy beard that looks like they just gave a blowjob

Someone tell Christopher to stop giving back ally blowjobs I’ll give him 5$ if he needs it that bad

by Dizzle6303 December 25, 2022

Darksouls Themed blowjob

When a woman lights a man's dick on fire and puts it out with her mouth

Bro, I got a Darksouls themed blowjob last night!

by DICKBALS March 27, 2023

Star Spangled Blowjob

Someone giving you head while wearing a Captain America costume. With either The patriot, Saving Private Ryan or Talladega Nights playing in the background on the TV.

John: Bro Jessica gave me a Star Spangled Blowjob last night

Jack: Really? Was the suit to tight?

by O;UGBK.BHU.N April 18, 2022