Bjorn Borg

A cat, the slayer of worlds, shitter of beds, mewer of meows, the end of all.

Why did you shit on my bed?
Bjorn Borg: *You know why mortal"

by alanregistered December 25, 2022

Björking

The act of fucking while listening music of Björk resulting in indescribable bodily sensations that defy human connection. Mushrooms can further enhance this experience.

When my girlfriend and I were Björking last night it felt like we were fucking the universe into being.

Hey baby, want to take some shrooms and have a hot Björking session tonight?

by anonymous January 21, 2023

Bjorn

Creepy very creepy all he does is stand outside my window naked

A bjorn is there

by Apollo09 August 25, 2022

Bjarni

A type of retard who also has autism. But also has a massive penis.

I feel sorry for that bjarni over there, but I am jelaous of that big penis

by Bjarniisabitch August 29, 2022

bjok

A shitpost word I use

Bjok

by Devilslayer426 February 13, 2023

bjens

that feeling you get when drinking an energy drink on an empty stomache

"Oh bjens"
"Did you eat today before you drank that energy drink?"
"no"

by May_blu October 25, 2022

Bjoern90

A creep, a furfag, a terrorist.

"God i hate bjoern90."
"i know right? im so glad we got him banned."

by LongJohnTeabags August 19, 2023