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Mates before Dates

When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.
Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.
by Jeed January 13, 2009
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beforeday

adverb, noun

1. the day before yesterday
2. two days ago
3. preceding recent times

related words: afterday

reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 前天 (qiántiān, literally before•day), having the same meaning
1. Beforeday is the day before yesterday.
2. The trials of beforeday are the successes of yesterday.
3. I was informed only beforeday of the tragedy.
4. If only I had known beforeday what I knew yesterday...
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. If it weren't for the written word, the minds of beforeday would be forever lost.
by yqjb February 17, 2010
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Dames before Games

Putting you girlfriend, girl you like before you play video games, & pay more attention to the girl then your game. Remember she will actually love you back. And you might get some;.
Ben: Bro, Did you play MW2 yesterday online?
Kyle: Nah man, Leah was over yesterday.
Ben: Aaaah, Dames before Games.
by Tool. October 21, 2010
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BEFSAC

BEFSAC I just failed my exam
by Caukus June 11, 2006
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mashed like never before

Phrase used by neandertholic goons, usually reaching over 6 feet in height and hairy, who idolize other goofy big 6 foot indians. Refers to act of getting homoerotic on shorter monkey-like Indians, and random tall guys, while consuming copious amounts of alcohol.
We must now get mashed like never before and stay in the club until the lights come on so I can talk to a bunch of tall GUYS.
by Bigjohnstud September 26, 2005
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Acting out before a passing of someone

If you act out before someone you know passes without knowing they were going to pass, your subconscious may be trying to give you a sign or preparing yourself for the hurt to come.
Remember when I was super upset before dad passed?”
“Yes! That had to be a sign, that might be normal for someone acting out before a passing of someone”
by There is hope December 5, 2020
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