Cheap Irish Bastard

A specific type of technology sales guy found exclusively in New York City and Philadelphia infamous for the following qualities:

1. Cheap as in always forgets his wallet at home or disappears right before the bar tab shows up

2. Has a made-up sounding Irish name

3 Bastard as in cock blocks his buddies or swipes their drinks

The best medicine for Cheap Irish Bastards is ordering a ridiculous amount of room service breakfast to their hotel room or putting salami in their shoes

Oh my God, here comes that Cheap Irish Bastard Conway again... hold onto your drinks

by Joeamato69 July 17, 2018

Emo Bastard

People who walk around thinking they own shit but the only thing positive they have ever done is kill off their own kind.

Emo Bastard: Wow I'm so amazingly cool I only talk to other emo people who are just as cool and different as I am and shop at the same fucking store that rocks that I do omg YES I <3 black hair dye *blathers on*
Me: SHUT THE FUCK UP AND DIE

Remember kids, run down the street, not across the road!

by Fezzik May 23, 2006

Racist bastard

Anybody who is ignorant enough to hate on somebody for nothing other than the color their skin.

Riley: Man, that movie The Wood is the shit.

Thomas: Whatever, its just a bunch of nigger kids running around being niggers.

Riley: Your such a racist bastard...

by rydizzle April 4, 2006

Barstool Sports

A website/blog for sport loving pinky dicks.

Basically like 4chan, only for middle aged, fat, ugly, angry woman-hating men, who circle jerk over unfunny images, unbelievably lame jokes, and taunt each other with with threats of their favorite sports team beating up another team.

Love Michael Vick. Because assholes.

The least likable people on Earth all decided to make a blog devoted to being everything that people hate about sports fans, and generally gives everyone on Earth a bad name.

Call each other "stoolies" and are identified by pictures of fat date rape enthusiasts, in T-shirts, who wear baseball caps backwards, holding up crudely written signs with the website name on it.

Which probably have their name, address and phone, printed on the back, in case they leave the sign in their male prostitute's asshole.

Barstool Sports is great, if you ever want to feel better about yourself. Just read the comment section of pretty much any article. You'll feel like a genius.

by Lig Na Baste September 8, 2012

bastard

In addition to referring to an illegitimate child, bastard is an excellent filler word.

Before:
You fucking imbecile.
After:
You fucking imbe-bastard-cile.

by Countach Smeech September 23, 2003

stupid bastard

That guy Donald Trump.

Donlad Trump, our president-elect is a Stupid Bastard

by stupid bastard 2 November 30, 2016

Bastafarian

Someone who supports the legal accomplishments of attorney Michael Avenatti in his quest to prove Trump’s corruption. Avenatti’s mantra is “basta,” which is Italian for enough, making his fans “bastafarians.”

The Bastafarians are encouraged by Michael Avenatti’s derailed and damning tweets.

by Faster Redhead June 6, 2018