callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject

Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter

by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016

stale banter

When someone from Sandbach cracks a joke

That person has stale banter

by Thirdofthefourth June 10, 2016

Binary Banged

An informal term to describe when a man puts his penis into a woman's anus whilst making a dinosaur-like shape with his hand, leaving his index or middle finger out which goes in and out of her vagina in the same motion as his penis.

Can also be: Binary Bang, Binary Banging,

Guy1: So what'd you do yesterday?
Guy 2: I just Binary Banged my girlfriend, bro!

Guy 1: Dude, that's awesome! Imma do that with my girlfriend too!
Guy 2: Cool man!

by Turtilator200 July 19, 2016

Free basted

Where you allow a homeless man or transvestite ejaculate on you out of pity.

So I was there laying unfathomable love to the one true god when a homeless man approached me asking if I could spare any meth. I lectured him the importance of temple upkeep as our body was crafted by the Lord himself so that we may bring glory and honor to him. We then free basted because that's a bit better for your skin. Can I get an amen?

by Aeriskhaos February 26, 2017

hand banter

Humorous hand gestures. Witty communication by means of gesticulation.

He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.

by Lester Piglet July 2, 2017

Dylan Banter

Horrifically bad jokes made up by 'Dylan Jack' that people find funny for no reason at all.

That was such bad 'Dylan Banter' for fucks sake Dylan.

by Djyoses April 19, 2018

noodle banged

Fucking a girl with a limp dick.

“Henry!” “What Ron?” “I just noodle banged your mom and it hurt!”

by Gayfag September 26, 2017