Bacon Strip

The use of bacon lingerie that is then taken off as a strip tease.

My girlfriend gave me a bacon strip, now I feel like the king of the world.

by Lexoz1 November 24, 2011

Turkey-baconed

1. To derail an online blog or forum thread that was started to incite others
2. To so utterly confuse an online "troll" or spammerthey give up

For every person who starts a sales/finance related thread, they're likely going to find it Turkey-Baconed within the first 10 posts and then it's off to the races.

or

The War Bonds Lighters World War Lighters thread has officially been turkey-baconed!

by bplewis24 January 16, 2009

bacon dick

(bey-kuhn dik)
noun
1. A penis made of bacon.
2. The life practice of engaging in open dialog, questioning, and contortion sessions with focus on accessing sublime spiritual, intellectual, and bodily fulfillment in the everyday.

When the cat's away, the mice will talk about bacon dick.

by Hot Hamwater November 13, 2011

strip-of-bacon

it is a landing strip, super dumbass.

by Anonymous December 19, 2002

Kevin Bacon

Brother of Kelvin Pork and Kalvin Ham

OINK! OINK! Oyyyyyyyyyyyy! DUUUUUUUUUUUH!

by Mister Ignorant March 29, 2004

burnt bacon

a black lesbian

"man i dont want no damn burnt bacon this time"

by Megan April 23, 2004

Bacon Strip

The poop streak left on floor when your cat drags ass across it after leaving the litter box.

Zera left a bacon strip on my floor again. She's too fat to clean down there, so she uses my floor like it's her toilet paper.

by Apirella of the Kind October 17, 2010