Babies

-Loud adorable creatures that systematically activate at 2:00 a.m. to scream and cry like a raid siren
-Usually causes stress, PTSD, and trauma within young parents

Mom: "Honey!!! Where is the Tornado? I hear the siren, but it's so dark out that I can't see!"
Dad: "It's the babies again, they probably shat their diapers and want them changed again."
Mom: "Oh, thank goodness. I'll go do tha-"
*Gets ripped to pieces by the Tornado*

by -What in the May 26, 2024

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Bablastic

A person who babbles on and is autistic.

“Did you know you are being bablastic?”
“You’re a bablastic.”

by winner3 May 29, 2024

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Babes

a word to call a really close friend

Whatcha up to babes

by your actually gay June 30, 2024

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Babesicle

Babe you want to suck

Duaa: hey babesicle
Dude: sure 🥰

by Sparklingduaak October 13, 2024

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Babesque

To talk to your bitch in a baby-like manner. To speak to your significant other as if they are your baby.

Friend: Talk to dat bitch in babesque
Friend 2: Ard imma go try that shit

(Friend 2 goes and tries that shit)

Friend 2 lying in bed wit shawty: You like me?

Her: (rubs her nose against his) I like you.

Friend 2: You fuck wit me?

Her: (leans in closer) I fucks witchu.

Friend 2:… You think I’m the shit?

Her: (laughs) yeah, you the shit

by Vyrotek August 17, 2025

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