alphabetical list

You couldn't find anything else to define that wasnt already "Type word here.." or "Urban Dictionary"

You pile of shit.

who the fuck uses the "alphabetical list" for anything, its just a waste of space.

by howHorrifying June 7, 2018

Alpha Female

An alpha female is a female human who is well aware of the fact that she is sexy, desirable, and everyone wants to fuck her, and maximizes this knowledge to control/dominate anyone and everyone around her. She flaunts her superiority over beta females and males in general with no fear of retribution. An alpha female may feign interest in a male to further her own agenda, but in reality no male can ever satisfy an alpha female, not even the alpha-est of alphas. By the standard definition, all alpha females are bitches, but it doesn't matter because you'd do anything to fuck them anyway. They know this as well.

Guy 1: She's so hot, I'd hit that

Guy 2: Eh, I wouldn't, she's kind of a bitch, I'm not really into alpha females

Guy 1: Whatever, you just keep telling yourself that

Guy 2: Yeah you saw right through me

by yupp395178 June 16, 2010

Alpha

He is such an amazing person. He helps out the people he truly loves the most. Everyone loves him and enjoys talking to him. Even if its his personality or his looks, this man is so so perfect in every way. I’m sure that all his friends are glad to have him. This man had the kindest heart and deserves the world.

alpha is the greatest person i know

by exille September 4, 2021

Alphabaniosis

Incurable condition where a person must recite the alphabet in order to move/write things in alphabetical order.

I realized I had alphabaniosis when I was singing the alphabet to find what letter was after T.

I was diagnosed with alphabaniosis when my peers realized I was singing the ABC's to myself during an alphabetical assignment where we must list objects in order depending on their first letter.

by RocketPropelledGrenade August 24, 2010

Alphabecture

Alphabecture is a term used to define the shape , structure, and other significant design of an alphabet particularly in relation to digital fonts. It was coined by Dr Francis Ohanyido a Nigerian writer, physician and philosopher in 1997.

Most of the fonts on the website showed homogeneous alphabecture

by Craen Biplin September 4, 2010

Alpha-Driver

A driver with the urge to always be the lead car of a group. They will drive whatever speed it takes to remain the front car. Alpha-Driver's are most commonly seen driving a truck.

Sorry I'm late, I couldn't get off at the exit I needed to because an Alpha-Driver wouldn't let me pass.

by Truestorywords September 15, 2010

alphabet snap

An alphabet snap is the lesser known name for the snaps that occasionally fall at the end of an intense sentence. The commonly known "Z-snap" happens to be just one of 26 alphabet snaps.
Other favorites include the "V-snap" where the hand makes a "V" in the air while snapping once at the base and again at the tip of the "V." At this point, the snapper looks up in the direction of the snap as if the line continues into the sky. The longer they stare, the more intense the snap. This snap says "you don't even know what just happened." At this point, it is appropriate for the snapper to get up and walk away to revel in their glory. The snappee is left in a state of total mindfuck.
The "W-snap" includes two hands. The hands start in the middle and and at the same time snap at the bottom two points and then again at the tips. When the snapper finishes he gives the snappee a look of utter pwnage. This snap says "you wish you didn't know what just happened!"

Person 1: *Performs a V-snap alphabet snap and looks into the air for 7 seconds as if his V was continuing forever, looks at Person 2, then walks away*
Person 2: *Dies*

by FoxyFunsies July 30, 2011