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Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!

Lesbian: Madame and Eve, not Adam and Eve!
Well, that was obvious, but I can't think of anything.

ADAM TWEED 

A really cool guy, who loves the ladies, and his bulmers. He is great fun, and a laugh to be around. He is so funny, he even makes himself laugh.

Some say he's a legend (including himself)
john :I WISH I WAS AS COOL AS ADAM TWEED
peter: HE IS A LEGEND
ADAM TWEED by PRETZEL1234321 July 26, 2011
Adam : bro did you see Adam last night
Ella : yeah with his massive shlong
Adam : yeah it was hugeeee
Ella : I want to bing on it so bad
Adam : AND BONG!
Ella : He's such an Adam
Blake : hi ella
Ella : Fuck off Blake
Adam : Bing Bong
Ella : Fuck off Adam I have tummy aches :(
Adam : pussy
Ella : suck my shlong
Adam : please never say that again
Ella : SUCK MY SHLONG
Adam : no
Ella : ok
Blake : oh hi Ella
Adam : 4
Ella : OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
Adam by Gaygay123gay February 29, 2020
adams so dreamyyy <3 he has silk brown hair and the six pack of a hottie. hes so tall and will protect you over anything. all though his flwas are he only has a 1 inch pinch so you wont be getting far in the bed. he will always love ava rose dore sargent. he will also steal all your money so watch out he is a big scammer.
girl 1: Omg your so attractive adam and look at that six pack <3

Adam: thx baby girl my house 8pm before my bedtime

Pull an Adam 

To pull an Adam would be to tell an authoritative figure that some one else has done something bad.
Dude#1: Ahhh this fuckin blows
Dude#2: Hey, Hey teacher, Dude#1 just said a swear!!
Dude#3: Well look who just decided to pull an Adam...
A extremely long penis of at least nineteen inches.
He was taunting me with Jake, so I just whipped out Adam and put him to shame!
adam by Master Doom September 27, 2009