Adam : bro did you see Adam last night
Ella : yeah with his massive shlong
Adam : yeah it was hugeeee
Ella : I want to bing on it so bad
Adam : AND BONG!
Ella : He's such an Adam
Blake : hi ella
Ella : Fuck off Blake
Adam : Bing Bong
Ella : Fuck off Adam I have tummy aches :(
Adam : pussy Ella : suck my shlong
Adam : please never say that again
Ella : SUCK MY SHLONG
Adam : no
Ella : ok
Blake : oh hi Ella
Adam : 4
Ella : OMG I WAS JUST THINKING THAT
adams so dreamyyy <3 he has silk brown hair and the six pack of a hottie. hes so tall and will protect you over anything. all though his flwas are he only has a 1 inch pinch so you wont be getting far in the bed. he will always love ava rose dore sargent. he will also steal all your money so watch out he is a big scammer.
girl 1: Omg your so attractive adam and look at that six pack <3
Adam: thx baby girl my house 8pm before my bedtime