pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

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A Piss and a good look around

Also known as "Dingo's Breakfast" - lit. not eating breakfast

I woke up at this mingers house, had a piss and a good look around, then came straight to work.

by Gcam July 5, 2006

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drunk as a thousand Apaches

Extremely drunk and disorderly

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches

by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008

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dun a.k.a. thun

Originated by the Infamous Mobb Deep, this slang term came about when Havoc(who has a speech impediment) couldn't pronounce "son" correctly, thus "thun" or "dun". Today, dun is commonly used in casual conversation quite flexibly. With a variety of meanings in various contexts, dun still translates as son among urban cultures. It is often used loosely as a reference to a person.

"...you better finish what you started dun."-Mobb Deep

"Yo, wassup dun? I heard them cats was runnin 13th and Prospect."

"I heard Marie just gave birth to your baby dun!"

by F.A. Rich a.k.a. MC Krewga April 7, 2004

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