weird wipe

A wipe that was not asked for or needed.

ew, that was a weird wipe.

by themattblackshow October 31, 2017

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Jerk wipe

A term used to describe anyone youd call a "dickhead" or a "bozo".

Its literal definition is cum rag, or anything representing something a guy would wipe his cum in after doing his business.

Innocent person: "hey, hows your day goi-"
angry person: "Shut the fuck up you bitchass jerk wipe, i dont give a damn about your day!!!"

by Other freaky mud lover July 17, 2025

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Wipe of shame

When a guy masturbates without any tissues for cleanup, so he has to sadly wipe the resultant semen on the side of the bed closest to the wall after he’s done with his stroke session.

I forgot that I didn’t bring any toilet paper into my bedroom last night, I was forced to do the wipe of shame.

by Bigthickmanmeat February 21, 2018

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Curtain Wiping

When you wipe your ass with a curtain and sneak up behind your friend to suffocate him with your shit.

I had to by a new tooth brush because my friend started curtain wiping me out of nowhere.

by Aintchobusiness July 26, 2018

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The act of wiping your ass with great enthusiasm and grit. The act is a cover-up for fingering oneself anally with toilet paper wrapped around the middle finger, masked with the reasoning of being "thorough" with your wiping. The act is often seen as a sign of superiority as well, employing the Thit-Sar Wipe is a sign that you take your cleanliness very seriously.

Why'd you take so long in the bathroom? Sorry, I was employing the Thit-Sar Wipe.

by Thit-Baz June 17, 2024

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