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Man Poon

The ultimate in a metro sexual. or latent homosexual male.
One who loves to have every orifice penetrated whether he admits it or not.

Also known as JR.
Man we double slammed the Man Poon last night.
by The Stiffis February 26, 2010
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poon raider

to fully understand the definition of poon raider,you must understand these two words;
poonaniwich means VAGINA
and raiderwich is just derived from tomb raider
now that you understand that, you should understand this word. you can also get a certificate that means you are a certified poon raider.
Wow, that guy is such a poon raider,i would look up to him.
that guy has a special certificate. he must be a certified poon raider.or,
hey baby,Thats right im a certified POON RAIDER get ready for some poon raiding!!

go have fun and raid those poons
by fssdfhbgj December 7, 2006
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poon stache

When someone eats a girl out with a yeast infection and gets yeast on there lip and it looks like a milk stache.
"Got Yeast?"
"Yes I Do Infact, Check My Poon Stache!"
"Quite Rad."
by Brazzle Magazzle May 18, 2006
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poon

A small girl of chinese origin who is a bit of a swot, or a nerd!
Oh poon, stop studying. You're such a poon!
by taliciousbone January 1, 2009
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poon phone

A phone purchased and used solely for the purpose of setting up dates with call girls or escorts;
usually a pre paid, disposable phone your significant other does not have access to.
"I was out of minutes on my poon phone, so I had to use my family plan cell & my wife caught me calling an escort service."
"He uses his poon phone to call escorts when he's out of town on business."
"Smart john's always have a poon phone so their wife doesn't catch 'em calling ho's."
by BBS2 September 23, 2013
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Poon plug

A rather vulgar term referring to a tampon.
Girl: I'm on my period, babe.

Guy: alright, I'll head to CVS and get you some poon plugs.
by Hostile muffin August 30, 2013
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Waxing Poon

Deriving from "Waxed Poon" or freshly hairless vagina; a Waxing Poon is the active noun. A freshly hairless vagina calls to man like a beacon in the darkness. Once a man is caught in its grasp, he is stunned for at least 1 full second. The more friends are around the longer they as a group, are stunned.
1. "No-man can resist a Waxing Poon"
2. "Chang'e uses Waxing Poon to stun her enemies"
by GamerGrammer November 13, 2013
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