ham beast

Fat woman who looks greasy and probably eats ham

Jordan’s wife is a Ham Beast.

by RoxyB April 28, 2021

HAM AF

Hard as a motherfucker as fuck, when HAM just doesn't cut it.

Friend: It's St. Patrick's Day, you know what means, right?

Me: I'm about to go HAM AF

by IMissHaramb3 November 22, 2017

Dad Ham

When you used to go hard as a mother fucker but now you’re a Dad so you can only go hard as a mother fucker ish. On occasion. This is Dad Ham.

Dad Ham Variant: When a Dad who used to go hard as a mother fucker has one of his couple times a year turn ups and forgets how to turn up well and goes Dad Ham.

Fark did you see Jono at his party, he went full Dad Ham.

by Reamzy May 11, 2022

Ham Sick

That terrible feeling you get when and after eating ham.

"man, i should not have eaten that ham last night, i feel so sick"

"bruh you're ham sick i'm calling the fucking police"

by majorfuckingfaggot December 26, 2019

ham fire

Ham thats on fire

Oh no there's a Ham fire in my sandwhich ....

by 66dumfuk May 4, 2016

Ham Donked

When you get pegged by your wife’s work husband.

Adam got ham donked by his wife’s work husband.

by KGSmash May 14, 2022

toilet ham

ham on a toilet seat

its just a piece of ham on a toilet aka toilet ham

by mr georgy the handgun September 28, 2023