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Spooky Blumpkin

Its exactly the same as a regular blumpkin except just as your about to finish someone scares the shit out of you.
If you are enjoy feeling scared, relieved and good all at the same time give a spooky blumpkin a try.
by Hootiemike August 2, 2024
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Indian blumpkin

When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
This girl was giving me an Indian blumpkin it hurt at first but I kinda likeeed itttt.
by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024
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cheesy blumpkin

A blumpkin where the person receiving is covered in queso cheese. 🧀
I just got cheesy blumpkin from Jayden’s mom!
by Andres201020102010 January 6, 2025
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Barber Blumpkin

A blumpkin is where you receive oral sex while taking a shit. A BARBER blumpkin is where you, after receiving a blumpkin, rip some hair off of the girl(and or guy)and wipe with it.
Man, lucky I got that Barber Blumpkin, there was no toilet paper.
by Sly Fucker March 17, 2009
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Yamaha Blumpkin

A vehicle used to for cascading the soil dunes of any central slash state (e.g Maryland). The rider is known to wear a fake fake-digital camo jumpsuit and be goofy at all times. For the vehicle to be considered a Yamaha Blumpkin, the rider must taking a shit at all times while on the vehicle.
"Yo dude that guy totally shredded while on his Yamaha Blumpkin today."

"Did you see that power ranger shred on that Yamaha Blumpkin?"
by Zordon19104 March 25, 2013
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Reverse Blumpkin

A variation of the blumpkin where Brian gives oral sex whilst evacuating his bowels, thus utilizing both alpha and omega of the ailimentary canal simultaneously.

Or in laymans terms, when Brian sucks a cock at the same time he is also beaming Schatner off the Enterprise....the sucker is the crapper.

Note to Brian: The money shot should occur at the precise moment of final fecal release, thus synchronizing anal closure with ejaculation.
While Brian was taking his monthly shit, Eli whipped out his cock and got a BJ from him at the same time. Ahhhhhh...... he was the only man he ever knew that would give a reverse blumpkin.
by Brian and Eli forevs February 2, 2018
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Drunken blumpkin

Giving a guy a blow job while drinking whiskey off his cock.
Damn man, I was so slobbernockered I gave drunken blumpkin.
by Tdiddy83 October 7, 2016
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